Category Archives: Reviews

Infinity Blade III – Going on forever twice just wasn’t enough.

Infinity ends. Who knew? Apparently, Chair, the console/mobile development branch of Epic Games did. In releasing what they claim to be “the epic conclusion to the Infinity Blade trilogy”, they may have just spit in the face of the laws of the universe. Cosmic disrespect notwithstanding, Infinity Blade III has absolutely carved out a place for itself amongst the greatest ... Read More »

Plants War needs to make like a tree and…

iOS is still missing something awesome: A real MOBA, or Multiplayer Online Battle Arena. While the genre title sounds rather vague, it originated with the famed Defense of the Ancients, and spawned games such as League of Legends, Heroes of Newerth, and Bloodline Champions. Very few attempts at a MOBA on the App Store have been made, and, well… it ... Read More »

So I Totally Bought Farming Simulator 2011

I know, I know. I can feel the heat from a hundred burning questions of “WHY?”. The answer is actually pretty simple. I bought Farming Simulator 2011 for the lulz. If you use Steam frequently, you would remember the “holiday coupons” that millions of people achievement whored over. If not, here’s a quick low-down: Valve released several “challenges” every day ... Read More »

Buried Treasure: Rock of Ages

Braid. Minecraft. Amnesia. Pretty much every PC gamer has heard of these indie gems – the ones that absolutely defy gravity and ascend to gaming godhood. I believe,however, that there are a lot of independent games out there that just don’t get the attention they deserve. Today: Rock of Ages. Rock of Ages takes a very basic concept – roll a rock ... Read More »

Modern Warfare 3 is (not) a Terrible Game

It seems to me there’s this massive misconception going around about Modern Warfare 3. All I hear about it is that it’s a terrible game when the reality is that it’s a AAA, multi-million dollar title that meets the standards that it’s been meant to. The nerd rage going on against the franchise as a whole is unjustified. Here are ... Read More »